Racing towards 2012

The 2012 phenomenon is a range of beliefs and proposals that a cataclysmic event or New Age of Enlightment will occur in the year 2012.

The forecast, is based primarily on what is claimed to be the end-date of the Mayan Calendar, on December 21 or 23, 2012 (Shoot, no Christmas in the year 2012).

Some believe that the 2012 date marks the beginning of an Apocalypse... calendar word referring to the end of the world. Conversely, a New Age interpretation of this transition states that, during this time, the planet and its inhabitants (us) may undergo a positive physical or spiritual transformation and that 2012 may mark the beginning of a new era (sounds boring).

The question we should be asking ourselves today with 2012 approaching is why work? We only have 3 more years, mind as well enjoy it by swimming, sunning, endless sexapades, and living without a care in the world.

Start living La Vida Loco! Take out several large loans knowing full-well you're not intending to pay it back, travel the globe, run up large expenses, buy a Ferrari or two, and run with an entourage of women. Dine at swanky restaurants, leave hefty tips, and just go crazy.

When 2012 does arrive, you're dead broke, and nothing does happen. Blame the Mayan's. They f*cked up on the date. But, if the world truly did come to an end, I'd probably just sleep in or steal a television.

But at Americanomics, we are selling tickets to this fabulous gala of an event. Who's going to be there? Aerosmith and Pearl Jam. Who else? An old man fashioning a kayak out of a log...? What? No! But, anyone who's anyone will be attending so bring the whole family. Get your front row tickets today before time runs out. Contact us about ticket prices.