Whoa, Momma! To Trim or NOT to Trim.

About: Get out the scissors, waxing products, and/or Dad's shaver. Shaving below the waist comes down to personal taste or partner(s) preference.

Statistic: 76% of men polled between the ages of 20-30 have refused to go down on their partner not due to oder, but fear they might lose their sense of direction and restort to using the stars and constellations to guide them back to safety.

Personally, I like to keep it trimmed. Its next to godliness, shows good hygiene, and besides it makes Big Ben look even more gigantic. And since we're all competing against them brothers, that ain't a bad thing.

In terms of our counterpart, women, thank you Brazil for your honest contribution of the hairless fad. Going bare, I'm pro-choice, but too much hair on your chocha. Shave it off.

Designs. Now that shows effort like trimming in a landing strip, arrow, or the Last Supper painted by Leonardo da Vinci.

In an article by ABC 7 News: 'Brazilian Waxing,' Laser Removal could have its consquences!

What are your thoughts on the topic? Share them.

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SOS: Save Mankind

Never expect a thanks in this life... you know what I mean?

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A Digital Boy. In a Digital World.

You know the problem with the World Wide Web? It's poluted with absolute trash. Unbelievable and unremarkable originality. I'm not some grungy blogger- wannabee searching for existentialism through a haze of mist. It's easy to sit back and do nothing, but...

Maybe our past where our imagination ends our true nature lays waiting to be confronted on its own terms. Where laws are silent, rules disappear amidst the digital plains, we stay dumbfounded to think of what might rise from the darkness in the hostile digital world.

And to think, Al Gore, Mr. Gobal Warming, claimed to have invented the Internet...Yeah, and I invented the zipper.

Fact: 80% of German's would rather lose their current girlfriend or car than lose their Internet connection. Stay curious my friends.

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Racing towards 2012

The 2012 phenomenon is a range of beliefs and proposals that a cataclysmic event or New Age of Enlightment will occur in the year 2012.

The forecast, is based primarily on what is claimed to be the end-date of the Mayan Calendar, on December 21 or 23, 2012 (Shoot, no Christmas in the year 2012).

Some believe that the 2012 date marks the beginning of an Apocalypse... calendar word referring to the end of the world. Conversely, a New Age interpretation of this transition states that, during this time, the planet and its inhabitants (us) may undergo a positive physical or spiritual transformation and that 2012 may mark the beginning of a new era (sounds boring).

The question we should be asking ourselves today with 2012 approaching is why work? We only have 3 more years, mind as well enjoy it by swimming, sunning, endless sexapades, and living without a care in the world.

Start living La Vida Loco! Take out several large loans knowing full-well you're not intending to pay it back, travel the globe, run up large expenses, buy a Ferrari or two, and run with an entourage of women. Dine at swanky restaurants, leave hefty tips, and just go crazy.

When 2012 does arrive, you're dead broke, and nothing does happen. Blame the Mayan's. They f*cked up on the date. But, if the world truly did come to an end, I'd probably just sleep in or steal a television.

But at Americanomics, we are selling tickets to this fabulous gala of an event. Who's going to be there? Aerosmith and Pearl Jam. Who else? An old man fashioning a kayak out of a log...? What? No! But, anyone who's anyone will be attending so bring the whole family. Get your front row tickets today before time runs out. Contact us about ticket prices.

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