Become an A-List Celebrity. Hire Fake Paparazzi.


Who's who of celebrities have them. Madonna hires them, Brad Pitt, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Hannah Montana, and even Bruno has an entourage of 15 of them. Why not you?!?

Why Hire Fake Paparazzi? A nobody entering a swanky night club in LA, SF, NY, or London, suddenly becomes Uber-Famous! Fake Paparazzi will bum rush you with blinding flash photography, call out your name, and ask you ridiculous questions. As a result, club management will have no choice but to push you through their doors assuming your a somebody and treat you like an A-List Celebrity. AWESOME.

All eyes and hands are now on YOU, but wait there's more!

Hiring Fake Paparazzi may cause you instant fame, VIP access, free drinks, but the best part the attention of hot women, and jealous player haters. Your instant fame might even reach the pages of TMZ, OMG!, or even PerezHilton. Results may vary. You may even leave the club with 3 models or fight a douche bag or two. Who knows? Give Fake Paparazzi a try. Hire 3, 7, or shoot how about all of them. Contact us today!

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