Wayne's TOP TEN. Scwiiiiiiiiing!
Wayne has his Top 10. Why can't I?
I'd always been told that the most beautiful women in the world... resided in California. And when it comes to shagging birds, it's all about one thing: location, location, location.
Just look around. I mean, every one of them, unique, special, like snowflakes. And with such a plethora... Calendar word meaning 'abundance,' of gorgeousness and diversity, well, how could a man ever choose to settle down with just one?
-Alfie
My top 10: (I give them all my highest ranking... A-)
1. Brianna Banks
2. Megan Fox. Be Thy Name.
3. Krystal Steal
4. Tory Lane
5. Britney Spears before Kevin Federline
6. Naomi Russell
7. Charlize Theron
8. Lacey Chabert
9. Alicia Keys
10. Serena Miller
Ring in. Who's in your top 10?
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