only GOD knows where we stuck it

Over the centuries various sexual positions have been conjured-up, attempted, and performed; some that are hypothetically impossible like the helicopter.

A urban myth? The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward), but fulfilling sexual position. It is performed by the man, while fully erect, and inside the woman (... or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle. The tricky part is making sure your magic stick doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this.... And to keep from laughing.



Top 10: (Sex Positions)
1-Missionary
2-Cowgirl (maximum pleasure with minimum exertion)
3-Spooning
4-the Backdoor (anal)
5-Standing & Carrying (granted you have super-human strength)
6-the bucking bronco
7-Italian chandelier
8-Playing of the cello
9-Leap Frog
10-the Jack Hammer

Remember: Practice safe sex. Be a man. Use condoms.