Survivor - Gotta get me out of here, sucka!

About: Survivor is a reality television game show on CBS going on its 20th season. Exotic locations. Bad tribe names. Backstabbing. Lying. Deceit. Alliances. Fake immunity idols. What more could you ask for in a reality show?

If I was chosen to be a contestant I'd bring along bug spray, a tent, and condoms (so it doesn't get wet in the rain).

If I were headed to Tribal Council knowing I'd be voted off. I'd try to convince a majority of the tribe to jot down the name of the host instead onto the parchment paper. Boy, no one would see that coming. "No, Jeff." The tribe has spoken you've been voted off!

How'd I fair: I'd probably be blind sided for being a treat and leave the show half way. Then burn down the Tribal Council hunt for being voted off. How about you?

Side Note: Third world countries must hate us. The contestants get paid to live like them.