Fishing for a Compliment?

They say the key to a woman's heart is an unexpected compliment at an unexpected time. And you should know by now they only come from me when least expected. So, why not make her feel good about herself, right?

As you likely know, most men like compliments that appeal to their egos. Most women, however, like compliments that appeal to their vanity... calendar word meaning "pride in one's appearance or accomplishments."

Top 10: (Compliments)
1. You look exceptionally nice today.
2. You are perfect just the way that you are.
3. I love your (fill in the blank).
4. I love you more.
5. You have a great smile.
6. You've got to open a restaurant. That's seriously delicious.
7. You look smashing in that dress.
8. Your bum looks really rather ravishing from this vantage point.
9. You should know by now that a full-figured girl like yourself - is every guy's secret fantasy.
10."You're unlike all those other snorks. Who only want one thing." -Family Guy

Good luck, guys.