Glow-in-the-Dark Condoms the NEW lightsaber

The FORCE is strong with this one!-Star Wars

ABOUT: Glow-in-the-dark condoms are the first of its kind created by Night Light and approved by the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) for the prevention of pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases.

I wonder if Glow-in-the-dark condoms give off that distinctive humming sound like the real lightsaber, when it rises in pitch and volume as the blade is moved rapidly through the air.

And since no RED Glow-in-the-dark condoms are being produced, we can't get that loud crackle sound when two lightsaber blades make contact.