One Thrust. Two Thrusts. Satisfaction!

SEX sells and is on everyone's mind, some more than others. We all want to perform to the best of our abilities, wear out our partners, and leave them breathless. But, women repeatedly complain like usual that MOST men cannot last long enough to satisfy their sexual needs.

Yet, some women at bars have told us that their old man hasn't shagged them in seven months because their work alcoholics. Seven months. I mean, thank God there are gentlemen like us around to pick up the slack.

So, what's a man suppose to do? Because quiet frankly we wouldn't want our reputations and egos being crushed by comments like this:

"Am I still a virgin after he just thrusted once and was done?"
-Anonymous Women.

Don't fret! Help is a stroke away. You'll no longer be a stranger in the ways of the women.

How to have Marathon Sex like the singer, Sting:
1. Skittles (AKA Viagra).
Chuck Norris wouldn't use them, so why would you?

2. Think of Anything.
This is a classic technique that works fairly well. Basically, during sex, you want to take your mind off the task at hand. Usually most guys focus on their sister, NO! Focus on any sport, and then focus on your breathing. There's no rush to the finish line, so take your time. Give it a try. At first you don't succeed try, try, again.

3. Oral Sex.
If venturing towards her South Seas, you can satisfy your woman using oral sex then believe me (stud) when I say they won't give a damn how long you last during penetration because you've already rocked their world.

4. Masturbation hasn't lost its fun.
Using masturbation to your advantage is the simplest way; not going in with the proverbial "loaded weapon," hence increasing the amount of time you'll last in the sack.

E! True Hollywood Story: If you're ever caught masturbating by you're parents this is what you say, "I was just cleaning it and it went off."

Have any suggestions? We'd love to hear them. Share the wealth!

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