Paris Hilton on Americanomics

Paris Hilton. Whether we like it or not Paris and her wild lifestyle are here to stay as she is now considered one of the biggest stars. She's almost as Uber-Famous as Bruno! She is sought after by almost every fashion designer, news media, and magazine. But she's going to be on Americanomics. So, Excellent!

Americanomic's star correspondent, Bruno, will be asking her the tough questions. You've heard it first on Americanomics. Q&A with Paris Hilton.


Bruno: Vassup! Before we even start, let me just drunk you in. So, would you like to clear up any misconceptions people have about you?
Paris: I think the biggest misconception about me is that I'm this spoiled brat. But I'm not. I'm, like, the total opposite.

Bruno: So, Paris. Has the green sex video tarnished or helped your career?
Paris: Like, OMG, totally. Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous.
Bruno: When do you suppose the next green video be "AUS?" HAHAHA... serious thou.
Paris: Sorry, no comment.

Bruno: Oh really? Whereabouts in Paris didn't you like?
Paris: In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language

Bruno: What do you think about American's being killed overseas?
Paris: When good Americans die they go to Paris.

Bruno:Who are you wearing? Because your style is so hot and fresh.
Paris: Dolce and Gabbana, duh.
Bruno: That's hot.
Paris: Like totally.

Bruno: Paris, you live a life where nothing is beyond you. So, what should every woman have in her life?
Paris: Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Bruno: Lindsay Lohan,, keep her in the ghetto or train to Auschwitz?
Paris: Like were BFF's. Best Friends Forever, but like, omg, she is as fake as press on nails. So definately train to Auschwitz.

Bruno: How do you deal with that awkward situation of somebody in a wheelchair coming and you want to push them away but you don't want to create a scene? How do you turn them away? Do you ignore them or wheel them away?
Paris: What was the question? Thinking is hard. Uh, wheel them away.

Bruno: A *sphincter* says what?
Paris: I'm supposed to say what... like I don't get it right? This interview is totally over!
Bruno: Don't go Paris! We love you. Oh! Come on! We only have 35 more questions to go.